mom: May I assume all homework is done and rooms have been cleaned? Heart: Careful, mom..I had "Assume" in vocabulary this week. I know there's alot of play in that word.
Careful, you may never see a TV again if you try to use the vulgar play of that word with Mom!
To assume is to make an “Ass” (donkey !! – we Aussies have another name for it) out of “U” and “me”.
OK, how about the word ‘consequence’, Heart?
“Very funny”, said Mom, right before unplugging the TV.
Great job, Mark. Original and humorous.
“And may I assume that the TV will be locked in my bedroom until you get all your homework and chores finished?”
Like Mr. Clinton saw a lot of play in the word “Is”..
If Mom had said “I take it …” we wouldn’t have had this strip.Heart is a funny girl with loads of imagination.
She did this before a lot funnier. “Assume? Yes, you may assume I cleaned my room.” Or something like that?
ETB over 6 years ago
Careful, you may never see a TV again if you try to use the vulgar play of that word with Mom!
dukedoug over 6 years ago
To assume is to make an “Ass” (donkey !! – we Aussies have another name for it) out of “U” and “me”.
mddshubby2005 over 6 years ago
OK, how about the word ‘consequence’, Heart?
sueb1863 over 6 years ago
“Very funny”, said Mom, right before unplugging the TV.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago
Great job, Mark. Original and humorous.
Joliet Jake over 6 years ago
“And may I assume that the TV will be locked in my bedroom until you get all your homework and chores finished?”
cosman over 6 years ago
Like Mr. Clinton saw a lot of play in the word “Is”..
asrialfeeple over 6 years ago
If Mom had said “I take it …” we wouldn’t have had this strip.Heart is a funny girl with loads of imagination.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
She did this before a lot funnier. “Assume? Yes, you may assume I cleaned my room.” Or something like that?