FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 21, 2018

Peter sure likes to live life in the fast lane

Ah, pizza, the one food you never tire of. Remember, Steve WORKS at a pizza joint!

Peter, you are so dumb. So very, very dumb.

Soooo… if peter had a plane , then? Yeah, good thing he doesn’t have enough salary to buy one.

This is why monosyllabic answers are a teen’s best friend.

My buddies and I loved the heavy snow days, when it was a challenge to drive at all. We would race our parents cars around a designated one mile course through our suburban neighbourhood. We ran one-at-a-time, with a stopwatch; so it wasn’t obvious that we were racing.

I’ve done both maneuvers in the snow – unintentionally of course – and they were scary as hell for me.

Peter is honest about his driving, but this wasn’t one of his smarter moments.

It’s hard to do donuts with front wheel drive. And it’s uncommon to find a car with rear wheel drive these days.

In between panels one and two would have been a prime space for Roger to say “Put some gas in the car!”

See, you shouldn’t have said that aloud, Peter…

Steve doesn’t have angry eyebrows meaning that he didn’t care to have a snack while he waited.

Moved down to North Carolina from Alberta in 1998. After a big snowstorm as I was driving to work as usual, a road I usually took was blocked off. “Black ice” the policeman said. “But I am from Alberta, I know how to drive on this.” “No, turn around.”

I drove forward a bit, did a 180, and drove back. As I passed the policeman, I could almost see the gears turning in his head, "Should I or shouldn’t I give this jerk a ticket?

What is it with “GO COMICS”. They don’t understand that I am not going to become a member and they just have to keep hounding me? I guess they think if they use enough ‘pop-ups’ that I’ll give in……WRONG. I’ll just go somewhere else. Must have voted for ShrilLIARy.

After the first snow of the year, I go to the parking lot at the end of my street and practice recovering from spins.

“Mmm—donuts … "

— Homer Simpson

What kid does not love pizza?.

This is why I live in Phoenix.

Been reading this strip since I was in college, and this is the first time I’ve seen that Steve’s a ginger.

I know this is kind of a random comment, but does anyone know why Peter’s hat has an A on it?