The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 14, 2018

The difference being the existence of clear goals in football.

Is she wearing his polka-dot undies?

He hasn’t been having any luck picking up women in a bar, so where did this one come from?

I’m waiting for them to start kneeling in the huddle. Hopefully they’d get a cramp and couldn’t get back up.

I’m waiting for them to start kneeling in the huddle. Hopefully they’d get a cramp and couldn’t get back up.

You watch it your way, she’ll watch it hers.

Warning: RANT APPROACHING!

Yesterday as I was flipping through the channel guide, I noticed the NFL playoff game on NBC was going to be on at 3PM CST. Here’s how that went:

2:45 – pregame and history of the game since the start of the season

3:00 – Start of the game -— nooooo The teams weren’t even dressed yet.

3:05 – channel surfing

3:10 – Interview with a player that wasn’t dressed for the game. Apparently, he was the quarterback for Philly then wasn’t and now he is again.

3:12 – channel surfing

3:20 – Same interview

3:21 – channel surfing

3:30 – Game surely has started by now. Nope The sideline reporter is, I think, interviewing the maintenance supervisor about cleat length of the Atlanta players tearing up his artificial turf.

3:32 – Stifling a yawn – More channel surfing.

3:45 – One last try. Today’s announcers flapping their gums about a player that’s injured and won’t be playing in today’s game and going to the tape of an interview on of them did 2 months ago when said player got hurt.

3:47 – History Channel’s alien encounters with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. (if you don’t know who he is google “Who is the scary haired greek author on alien shows”)

Does anyone know who won the Atlanta / Philadelphia game?

Love Fang eating cereal and reading the back of the box.

Or she’s got the hebbie jebbies.

I don’t see those two cuddling up.

She’d rather be watching a “Brady Gaga” concert.

She’s right! Bunch of overpaid prima donas. I haven’t watched those whiners for over three years….and don’t plan on it.

But the players won’t go to the bathroom together in a gaggle

But the players won’t go to the bathroom together in a gaggle