Pickles by Brian Crane for January 20, 2018

go with Multi-Grain Cheerios instead, Earl… the Honey Nut variety might be a tad too sweet

I didn’t know had any mental capacity.

Cheerios. Definitely, Cheerios.

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs with enough extra sugar to make sludge in the bottom of the bowl.

I think that Einstein also ate the same breakfast every day for the same reason. Sorry Earl.

Considering how clogged your mental capacity is Earl, I suggest Bran Flakes or Grape Nuts.

Be considerate. After you post, delete the extra one.

I should be really smart…corn flakes and one slice peanut butter toast every morning literally for decades.

You ain’t no Einstein, Earl.

If that’s the most important decision you have to make today, Earl, maybe you should go change your shirt.

5 teaspoons of sugar in one bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios

One of the advantages to military service is that you don’t have to think much about what you are going to wear each day. In my time it was either dress in Air Force blue or dress like a tree. After I retired from the service it took me a while to learn how to dress myself in the morning… way too many decisions to be made. 8^)