Mom hasn’t adjusted yet. She says I’ve changed, and I’m not the person I was, not her child. I could have told her that, but to what end? Would it stop her from beating me up over it while she’s fixing dinner and I’m not chattering brightly in the background? The script that had been running for so long is no longer being executed. I’m altering my own programming now. There is no fixed and constant ‘me’, except for this point of mute observation.
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Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Laughter is good medicines. Get your dosage tpday.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
You’ll need more than first aid if you have “Too Many Cooks”.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Mom hasn’t adjusted yet. She says I’ve changed, and I’m not the person I was, not her child. I could have told her that, but to what end? Would it stop her from beating me up over it while she’s fixing dinner and I’m not chattering brightly in the background? The script that had been running for so long is no longer being executed. I’m altering my own programming now. There is no fixed and constant ‘me’, except for this point of mute observation.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
I’ll beat the Good Tidings into you if I have to!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
You’re a fool, the meat has freezer burn, now fix it…
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Looks like a knave has broken into the monastery kitchen for to wreak mischief.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Have some Judy, Punch.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
…with the ladle.
Ray_C over 6 years ago
Tickling the underarm while swatting up-side the head with a large ladle works about as well as a catheter on older men.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Yeah… I’m still thanking my husband for his sincere desire to be helpful…
He decided to give my heirloom cast iron skillet a good cleaning…
Sigh … three generations of seasoning…
…
…And this wasn’t the first time he goofed up while trying to be a kitchen aide. But I’m not so mixed up that I can’t see the humor, or feel the love…
Arianne over 6 years ago
I said, “Wassail me”… with a W!
Arianne over 6 years ago
Romeo is bleeding… Waits… is that Shakespeare?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Oh, the hilarity!
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Arianne over 6 years ago
(Not that that’s a stretch.)
olivefoote over 6 years ago
He should be whopped just for the dumb look on his face.