Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 11, 2017

Dwayne forgets that today he’s using the cast iron pants inserts.

Well no wonder! It’s all that plywood that you keep putting in them to keep them stiff. Although DENNISINSEATTLE is quite happy to keep you supplied.

Mine are heavy from the “lead in my pencil.”

Age comes with too much change.

Dwayne, your shirt pocket also appears to be heavy.

Your pants are so nice and flat! Isn’t that worth a little extra weight? You do want to fit in on Ballard Street, don’t you?

I’d say his head is heavy as well.

My knees hurt.

My hips hurt.

My back hurts.

My hands hurt.

Should i go on?

Just think, Dwayne….

better heavy pants and a light heart than the opposite!

Happy x3….

Just like the rest of us.

I know the feeling. In my life I’ve gone from jeans to fatigues, back to jeans and now to khakis. I think now I’m ready for my own “naked room” like Terry Bradshaw in “Failure To Launch”.

Might be from all the change that has been accumulating in the pockets.

It’s not that bad.It’s when you forget your pants…….now you’re getting old…….speaking of which…….I remembered mine todayxD

Well, when you weigh them from your sternum…

Not too heavy, I hope…

Heavy panting means you should see a doctor.

@RICHARD BARTON: Some years ago I was a little late getting to work one morning when my employer said “Well, look who decided to show up”. To which I replied " Hey, your lucky I’ve got pants on". He never made that comment to me again.

Offf. Makes me wonder if healthy lifestyle is worth it.