Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 13, 2017

Oh my gosh…is this gonna end up being like that scene in Pinocchio?

So it didn’t try coming out through the leghole or waistband before punching it’s own exit? What kind of physics is this thing operating on?

Won’t she need a shield of boringness so people don’t notice her tail?

Oh, won’t this be quite a tail to tell.

Better than having a razor sharp horn…right?

Humans did have tails, at one time. (attached to the spine just above the coccyx.)

Phoebe now has two tails.A pony tail and a unicorn tail.

Ohhhh…this should be interesting.

Oh boy

I flashed back to the strip when Mari visualized Phoebe as a unicorn.

I’m reminded of Hermione turning into a catgirl in “Chamber of Secrets.”

The devil’s in de tails.

I suddenly find myself wondering, if this tail stays around longer than a day, how’s Phoebe gonna handle getting dressed? Is she gonna have to punch holes in all her skirts/pants?

You have a new status symbol, Phoebe…Dakota will be so jealous.

Someone is about to become the butt of a lot of jokes.

Marigold forgot a question mark.

Well…they did discuss this very thing once; Phoebe was intrigued with the idea of having a tail, and Marigold told her, “I could give you a tail if you wished.” After more thought, Phoebe decided against it. Phoebe also still has (I think, unless she used it at some point) “a coupon good for one invisibilification, redeemable at the bearer’s discretion” [or something similar], that Marigold gave her when she was interested in becoming invisible, and:

If that coupon could be “directed” to make only Phoebe’s tail invisible (unicorns can hide their horns similarly), that might help her situation, although I suspect that the coupon’s “action time” is limited rather than permanent. Besides, that would be a too-easy way out of this hilarious situation! :-)