“And if I decide to get rid of you pipsqueaks, I’m gonna need to scrape the mess off the bottom of my shoes, too!”
“…And if it wasn’t for the mailman you wouldn’t even have us.”
Two lumps of coal, please.
When I was 18 my dad said to me that I can start to pay rent because I was no longer a deduction on his income tax. Nice to know why I exist, or existed, on this planet. Never said this to my kids.
…but buying a lot fewer groceries.
I’m not a math genius, but I never could make the math work out from a pure money perspective where I made money having kids.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
“And if I decide to get rid of you pipsqueaks, I’m gonna need to scrape the mess off the bottom of my shoes, too!”
PICTO over 6 years ago
“…And if it wasn’t for the mailman you wouldn’t even have us.”
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
Two lumps of coal, please.
joe piglet Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I was 18 my dad said to me that I can start to pay rent because I was no longer a deduction on his income tax. Nice to know why I exist, or existed, on this planet. Never said this to my kids.
garcoa over 6 years ago
…but buying a lot fewer groceries.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 6 years ago
I’m not a math genius, but I never could make the math work out from a pure money perspective where I made money having kids.