Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 12, 2017

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    thirdguy  over 6 years ago

    No, No, No. You want to start a stampede? Jump up on your chair and yell….. "RATS!!!!

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    And then they crushed him under their buffaloafers.

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    In case of stampede, head for the nearest sheer cliff.

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    Bison bison, definitely one of the most dangerous animals in the Americas, actually. Horns ’a plenty.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And at these prices…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    The water or cape buffalo is very dangerous from Africa through out Asia. They can hold a grudge. You wound them they will turn around and hunt YOU.

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    2 Bison walk into a bar by mistake. They were completely buffaloed.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Actually, they’ll only stampede if they find out there’s a bison-get-one-free sale going on.

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    somebodyshort  over 6 years ago

    Marinating the steaks the easy way

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Gotta be careful with the big blokes.

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    wdgnas  over 6 years ago

    kristinekuns & downhill.dude: no doubt they were german tourists…

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    That’s okay. I’m sure a lot of people have trouble keeping up with modern PC nomenclature.

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    It’s a bar in upstate New York on Lake Erie.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I have a bi son, and his mother and I are fine with it.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Look at the size of those Kansas quarters!!

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    Sportymonk  over 6 years ago

    Ted Turner is supposed to be the largest single land owner in the US and also the largest owner of buffalo (for his restaurants).

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Colorado became a state in 1876, the 100th anniversary of the US itself becoming a nation, so it adopted the nickname “Centennial State”. A century after that, the University of Colorado was holding a public contest to pick a name for the school’s mascot, a buffalo. The winning name was Tennial. Yup, that’s right, the bison Tennial.

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    rickseg  over 6 years ago

    Richard Russell, does The Captain know about this?

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    The stampede started when the bartender yelled “Last call”.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Whoops, uh, I was wrong again. How ’bout ’Biso-American?” No? I feel I’m getting underfoot here."

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    Map_One  over 6 years ago

    We call them Bison but what do they call themselves? When the technology improves to actually communicate with higher functioning animals, (Apes, whales, dolphins, elephants), I would ask them to state what they call themselves. It could be very interesting. (Maybe, Bob).

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    kodj kodjin  over 6 years ago

    Just an after thought; I don’t know the statistics but Moose in Yellowstone and Grand Teton can be dangerous too.

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    wdpowell  over 6 years ago

    PC speak makes me want to upchuck.

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    HouseApe  over 6 years ago

    I didn’t know they drank martinis either. How do they accomplish this? Do they get the stem of the martini glass in the split between the cloven hooves and pick it up that way? Is that why they don’t drink old fashioneds?

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    J Quest  over 6 years ago

    Shaken, not steered…

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Wiley Bison: What you get when the Wiley Bears are on break.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey! No political comments so far!

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Bison – the animal so impressive they named it twice.

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    GaryDinkins  over 6 years ago

    A good statement of how easily we get insulted today. It is a good thing the color of the animal was not stated.

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    I ate the wings of a buffalo just the other day….

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Seriously, they’re really tasty…You can even get different flavors…….Not nearly as big as I thought they’d be, though…..

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    Squirrel Chaser  about 1 year ago

    Wiley Bison!

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