Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 20, 2017

Can I get a Cask of Amontillado with that?

My brother ate there once and told me… “Nevermore.”

Take it easy with the wine. You might have a telltale heart attack.

Sounds good to me.

The food there is nothing to crow about.

He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family.

I’m not sure about a cafe, but there is a Poe-themed bar in Baltimore that makes a really good chicken and crab sandwich.

I hear the place is infested with Gold Bugs, and if you eat there, you may end up with a Premature Burial…

Is that a young David Crosby?

And we have a fine cask of Amontillado to accompany it….