Garfield by Jim Davis for December 17, 2017

birds of a feather flock together I s’pose

Just give her a wedding band so you can take your driving each other crazy, to new exciting heights!

Jon you lucky lucky Arbuckle.

Aye sure and so Jon has discovered that Luv is a two way street and a double edged sword…..Odd is it not,that the sharper edge is ALWAYS orientated toward all of us lads?

Jon never gets it. Women ALWAYS want a present even when they say they don’t

Bring her a lot of delicious food Jon. She’ll love it. Well.. it works well for us bears.

new scrubs for her job, a stethoscope, a box or supplies. Those things are darn expensive, and not usually a tax write off

That boy’s finally starting to learn the least little bit about women.

Is this the first time we’ve heard Liz or Jon use the “L” word?

And Jon? That present you don’t have to get better involve at least two carats!

That begs the question, “WHY?”

Obviously, Jon does not know number two of The 5 DEADLY TERMS. (1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.(2) NOTHING: Means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED.(3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.(4) WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU.(5) THAT’S OK: She is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

XD this is a great one — although Liz should give me at least a hint!

Christmas is not all about presents.

Try saying that to Garfield!

xxx

Here is the definition of unconditional love!

// \\ictory