Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2017

Looks like a good-sized margarita in her hand, too. Nothing like a little liquid stress relief.

Take a deep breath and exhale through pursed lips.

Judy worried about the Worry Pro not making her appointment.

That’s my mother. He’s 10 second late, what could have happened. According to her, we’ve died 100’s of times.

I’ll bet that the huge cocktail would have sufficed. No need for the Worry Pro!

Isn’t there some way to put the Professional Worrier on mute???

Let the Electric Monk on a bored horse do your worrying for you.