Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 05, 2006
March 04, 2006
March 06, 2006
Transcript:
Boy: Fudge! That can't be right! Time for a new calculator! Drat! These pesky scientific facts won't line up behind my beliefs! Man: Then challenge them, Stewie! Boy: Holy flat-earther! It's White House situational science adviser, Dr. Nathan Null! Man: That's right, Stewie, and I'm here to remind you... situational science is about respecting both sides of a scientific argument, not just the one supported by facts! That's why I always teach the controversy! Like the evolution controversy, or the global warming controversy... not to mention the tobacco controversy, the mercury controversy, the pesticides controversy, the coal slurry controversy, the dioxin controversy, the Everglades controversy, and the acid rain controversy. Boy: You're right, situational scienceman - I'll never trust science again! It's just too controversial! Man: Stewie gets it now, folks! Do you?
MarkMiller2 over 4 years ago
“Sentience Orders, nothing else does, therefore the Universe Ordered by an Agency of Mind; the secret to the Universe is not a Secret – and We are Legion.” – Stanza I, The Next Testament.
FrostbiteFalls almost 2 years ago
Some people desperately need a truckload of horse manure dumped over their heads.
Aspen_Bell 12 days ago
Alternative facts!