When we started dating, my wife bought me a cellphone (I was living way out in the country). She programmed in her brithday, but didn’t know the alarm went off at midnight on that day, not the day before!
Um, does anyone realize that every comment about the cartoon was about him, and not about how sad she looks? I feel sorry for her; I can feel her loneliness!
A young man was having dinner with an older couple and when she left the room he turned to his host and remarked “I was so impressed with how much you love your wife.” To which the old man replied “What do you mean?” The young man said “All evening long you called her by terms of endearment like ‘honey’ , ‘darling’, dearest” and so on." The old man answered, “To tell the truth, son, I forgot her name years ago…”
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 6 years ago
He is going to have a long day tomorrow.
DavBlc7 over 6 years ago
Happy 70th anniversary to Her Majesty the Queen and Prince Phillip for last Monday.
I hope Fred will agreed to it.
Ralph Newbill over 6 years ago
It would be better for him if he never wakes up!
I'll fly away over 6 years ago
He’ll be in the dog house instead of Fred.
She Mc over 6 years ago
Bummer!!!
david_42 over 6 years ago
When we started dating, my wife bought me a cellphone (I was living way out in the country). She programmed in her brithday, but didn’t know the alarm went off at midnight on that day, not the day before!
Macushlalondra over 6 years ago
You better keep enjoying your snooze in that chair Mister, that’s where you’ll be spending the night.
dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago
Um, does anyone realize that every comment about the cartoon was about him, and not about how sad she looks? I feel sorry for her; I can feel her loneliness!
rekam Premium Member over 6 years ago
Since we got married Christmas night, neither of us forgot our anniversary.
IndyMan over 6 years ago
I put the time, the date and the place into my LONG term memory and NEVER forget it in 49+ years with the same very great lady ! ! ! !
craigwestlake over 6 years ago
A young man was having dinner with an older couple and when she left the room he turned to his host and remarked “I was so impressed with how much you love your wife.” To which the old man replied “What do you mean?” The young man said “All evening long you called her by terms of endearment like ‘honey’ , ‘darling’, dearest” and so on." The old man answered, “To tell the truth, son, I forgot her name years ago…”