Pickles by Brian Crane for November 22, 2017

I hate it, too – and I NEVER stuff my face with it, lol. I have SOME principles!

The devil made candy corn. Then he took a day to rest up before coming back and making circus peanuts.

These are times that try men’s souls.

I’m about to meet some devilish pumpkin pie.

I can’t stand the stuff, never could.

Nummy! I love it!

Eat it with salted peanuts and it tastes just like Payday candy bar!

Cady corn is an insult to both candy and corn.

IT’s getting to be pretty aged candy corn…

I’m really skeptical when people who say they hate candy corn claim they actually know what it tastes like.

Loved candy corn as a kid but darn, it’s 100% sugar. Terrible.

And if the devil told you to jump off a cliff?

xxx

Candy pumpkins, candy corn material made to look like pumpkins, is just as good and as durable. I ate some which had been out in the open several years. Just as good as new. I like to think of what all crawled over it in the meantime.

I guess I’m hellbound, then. I love candy corn. Gotta have it in moderation, of course, but damn it’s good!

Yes. Candy corn is truly the worst candy ever!

It was the best of candy, it was the worst of candy…

Anybody else hear that final line in Flip Wilson’s Geraldine voice?

I used to have a cartoon that showed the origin of candy corn. It was a witch/hag/crone shaving the candy corns off of her toes with a razor.

Back when I was a kid that stuff wouldn’t leave me alone. I would take pieces and keep putting them down side-by-side until I had a ring. Then I ate them all.

But candy corn is so good.