Kliban by B. Kliban for November 13, 2017

More or less a direct quotation, iirc.

Western civilization , sadly, does seem like an oxymoron, doesn’t it ?

" So, Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Red China ? "

" Looks good on a yellow tablecloth ! "

I think it would be a good idea too.

“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ!”

Western Civilization leaves a lot to be desired, but Gandhi came from a country with a caste system, so they really don’t have bragging rights, either.