Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2017

Alcohol might help with that.

I would like a Life Alert on where to get one.

Help! I need somebody!

Help! Not just anybody!

Help! You know I need someone!

HELP!

The personnel on the other end of the Life Alert should come over and take away the Life Alert from Pig.

Just what Pig needed!

As if it weren’t already easy enough to push his buttons!

“My life expectations have fallen, and I can’t get up!”

Who’s talking on the other end? Little Guard Duck?

Reminds me of the gal who called 911 because her McDonalds fries were cold!

My friend and I used to make fun of the original commercial back in the 80s. The first person you saw wasn’t “I’ve fallen” lady, it was a guy who reported having chest pains. We made fun of him because he sounded more like he was constipated than having chest pains.

Help, Help, Help me Rhonda, get outa my heart.

Life Alert from Studio C? (https://youtu.be/ZCpv8Un3fSQ)

Rat was so bothered he went and visited Pickles.

Is this an American thing? Never heard of it here in the UK.

xxx

What happens when a crash dummy answers a life alert call.

Help, Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Annie, Annie, Are you OK?

What really hurts when you think all the world is Against You is that it’s true and not just paranoia….

When you’re close to dying, DEATH ALERT!! DEATH ALERT!!