Do not get inside the turkey. Do not go wading in the gravy. Do discretely lay your napkin over your little mouse turds, or put them on the small plate provided for that purpose. Do be polite and take some of the horrible Jello salad.
A time tested Canadian Thanksgiving tradition is to put a straw in the gravy boat. Then you suck up gravy into the straw. Then—and this is the best part—you blow into the straw while holding it over the mound of mashed potatoes. Do Americans do this too?
Dirty Dragon over 6 years ago
Tomorrow: “Making a nest in the cornucopia centerpiece is not allowed either.”
wirepunchr over 6 years ago
Don’t forget to tell them where the restroom is located.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
They’ve got a lot to learn, and a short time to learn it in!
She Mc over 6 years ago
Just do what Louie does!!!
capkidd over 6 years ago
No wonder this is the best comic strip!
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
If it sounds right to you, it’s probably wrong.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Do not get inside the turkey. Do not go wading in the gravy. Do discretely lay your napkin over your little mouse turds, or put them on the small plate provided for that purpose. Do be polite and take some of the horrible Jello salad.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 6 years ago
Their Etiquette Coach has his work cut out for him, yes he does!
Good morning Crew!
newyorkslim over 6 years ago
Who knew?
dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago
Uuummm (hand raised)…can I get a copy of that lesson, please? Relatives coming over and, well…dang!
Rodeo Boy over 6 years ago
A time tested Canadian Thanksgiving tradition is to put a straw in the gravy boat. Then you suck up gravy into the straw. Then—and this is the best part—you blow into the straw while holding it over the mound of mashed potatoes. Do Americans do this too?
rgcviper over 6 years ago
One way to find out—give it a try and see what happens!
Good Evening, Crew.