Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 21, 2017

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  over 6 years ago

    That’s the problem with feral criminality; it just sort of rolls in like a big wheel.

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    painedsmile  over 6 years ago

    Wash your face, bud. You’ve got a big smudge on your cheek.

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    Bill Thompson  over 6 years ago

    The weed of crime blossoms everywhere that it finds fertile ground, and bears berry bitter fruit.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The authorities were closing in. Wonka needed to get out of town. More than that, he needed something the Oompa Loompas couldn’t give him. He needed a patsy, somebody to be standing at the helm when the ship ran aground with him in the wind.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago

    But what about the … mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits … and Methodists?

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    The Old Wolf  over 6 years ago

    But leave the fluffernutterers free!

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    coltish1  over 6 years ago

    The young man in the mack seems troubled, as though he just discovered feral criminality. Don’t worry, young fellow, it’s just boards of directors, looking out for your best interests.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I would be HAPPY to investigate the evidence.

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    Ray_C  over 6 years ago

    What about Mouseketeers?

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    Wilbur Garrod  over 6 years ago

    Have to watch out for those Marshmallowers, mugsters, and chocolateers if you want to have any candy left at the end of the night.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    A rallying cry against Hanukkah Gelt guilt.

    No counterfeit minting!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    The Republican government appears to be condoning lies, theft, bullying and racism.

    Don’t vote for those people.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    Today’s Horror Scope.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    We celebrate with costumes and mine will be Fran San Cisco or Poncho Villa this year!

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    Autumn encourages the appropriate ambience..

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Someone stole my packet of biscuits and digestives.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the trick-or-treater’s pillowcase.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Oh, you silly historiated O! Heaping charges baselessly upon the chocolate gang and its allies! There may be sweet (or even very sweet) retribution, and the cost of cacao beans will skyrocket, even more than it already has, thanks to The Cartel.

    Always be wary of a chocolate-covered radish. The sweet does not always really mask the bitter.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Sounds like a variation of Princess Bubblegum’s Candy Kingdom she created in the far future after the Last War.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Marshmallow, mug, chocolate…

    It’s the Hot Chocolate Ring! (They took over the turf of the Cocoa Gang.)

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