The foreman at the saw mill was showing the new man how to work the circular saw. As he turned away the foreman heard the man say “ouch!” So, he turned back and asked “what happened?” The new guy says “Well, I just stuck my hand out like this and…well I’ll be damned! There goes the other one.”
Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Scott loves his boss.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 6 years ago
Typical Sunday night in the ER-ill all weekend and now want an excuse not to go to work in the morning.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
“How did you hit it?”
“I was bending over and hit the corner of the counter like this, and…” THUMP!
“Can I see that again?”
edreajr over 6 years ago
The foreman at the saw mill was showing the new man how to work the circular saw. As he turned away the foreman heard the man say “ouch!” So, he turned back and asked “what happened?” The new guy says “Well, I just stuck my hand out like this and…well I’ll be damned! There goes the other one.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Doctor, it hurts when I do this.”
“Can I see that again?”