Turn the can upside down and rub it vigorously on a concrete surface until the metal wears through. Then the top can be removed with a screwdriver or pair of pliers. Saw it on YouTube.
“We beat it out flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every form known to geometry—but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it, and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened and threw away the mast….”
The problem is that he distorted the top of the can cannot be opened with a can opener any longer. The problem with most cans these is that you cannot turn them upside down and open it that way.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Smart move, Boomer, but do you know how to work that thing?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 6 years ago
Evidently Poncho does not. Poncho, this is an important tool of human dominance. You really should learn!
Argythree over 6 years ago
@DENNISINSEATTLE: Poncho would need an opposing thumb to operate a can opener. It’s why humans who feed critters from cans will always be in control…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 6 years ago
He’s getting this week off to a great start.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 6 years ago
Turn the can upside down and rub it vigorously on a concrete surface until the metal wears through. Then the top can be removed with a screwdriver or pair of pliers. Saw it on YouTube.
Diat60 over 6 years ago
Dogs would rule the world, if only they could operate the can opener.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 6 years ago
The problem is not the can and not the tool. The problem is the fool.
JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago
“We beat it out flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every form known to geometry—but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it, and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened and threw away the mast….”
Three Men in a Boat
dliley over 6 years ago
ROFLCOPTER!
robert39503 over 6 years ago
The problem is that he distorted the top of the can cannot be opened with a can opener any longer. The problem with most cans these is that you cannot turn them upside down and open it that way.