Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2017

Check Google, Jimmy. There might be a pear review,

Um… I’d be quite pear-annoyed myself, with anyone offering me a Bosch™ pear!

I really hate to point this out… but I’m sure someone will, anyway.

It would be quite inedible… well, until we get to some future era when food can be manufactured in factories.

Bosch™ is an electronics manufacturer… you’ve probably seen their car speakers, power tools, and maybe their home appliances.

The tree-grown pear variety is “Bosc.”

Jimmy needs to grow a pear.

I thought noids could only be bought as pairs…

Bosch pears have all of those crazy drawings on them.

So he’s trying to decide between spark plugs and pears?

BOO!

He’s pear-a-noid becuase he’s a Fuji-tive.

what the heck is a bosch pear? It’s bosc!

Drives me up a tree