The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2017

It’s worse than the screen door debacle.

Well I always thought Admiral Nelson was all wet what with his sliding glass portholes.

It should have been on the ventral part of the submarine.

The screen door would be a better choice. You could get them all.

And now to feed the sharks – better known as the “sales team”.

My friend was in subs and said one of the fun things to do was stealing the captain’s DOOR! Being underwater for long periods of time is boring.

As a former sub sailor I find this hilarious, and considering that an AIR FORCE GENERAL has just been put in charge of the pacific region, it’s even more funny.

If he really “trusts” you, he’ll ask you to carry his anchor out the door.

I’m still trying to figure out what it uses for propulsion…

Next week,he goes back to screening his calls. Should work about as well.

Don’t open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it./And air is very hard to catch—you never will retrieve it./And though you think your life’s a bore,/Don’t open the reactor door;/Don’t open up the cabin hatch. —Frank Hayes