Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2017

Gun Aydan, Omer

This must be why no one ever sang about dreaming “the improbable dream.”

When your dreams come true you have nothing left to dream for.

The cliff reminded me of the lemmings. Miss them badly!

If Rat is your roommate and best friend, you need better dreams.

Yes, Pig, there’s nowhere to go but up!

In a twisted sort of way, this makes all kinds of sense.

“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting.”

Fortunately, my nightmares never come true either.

I feel better now.

This is christianity in a nutshell. My priest told me that god WANTS me to suffer, and either for a short time on earth or eternity in hell. But I WILL SUFFER. May be, but I left the church.

Life is but a dream. I dreamed that Rat pushed Pig off the cliff.

As Abraham Lincoln said “Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” You can’t blame happiness on circumstances.

Reminds me of that old rock song, “Dream on”. I had a dream once, but it died of lonliness.

I’m not a romantic, I don’t have “dreams”. I have ideas and goals. Dreams are the stuff of sleep.

STOP BREAKING THE RULES PLZ PASTIS! That word isn’t allowed in comics!

All I say is thank goodness for nightmares.

In our lives something awful happens and we always say “Please let this be a nightmare”

Think about it.

xxx

The world according to Rat.

Gives me knew meaning to the rest of my life.

Dream? I dream of food. Yummy food. And why would I want it not to come true? Speak for yourself, you Stupid Rat.

“Things can only get better” does not say much for your present condition….

Hope springs eternal…ly hopeless.