Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 22, 2017

And what will she do when the money is gone?

I’m going to start a business. Rent-a-Bimbo. I’ll charge by height in inches x bra cup size. There seems to be way too many unresolved old farts with more money that brains

Is it me, or is our imagined temptress facially, er, eh, irregular in panel 1? It looks like one eyebrow lift has had a problem.

Reminds me of Dean Martin when he left his long-term wife for the 20-something blonde that played one of the Golddiggers on his tv show. He actually complained that she was just interested in his money.

Quite an imagination, Phil! (and nice touch with “our” money)

what will she do when SHE’s “nearly forty”?

Am I the only one who gets that he still thinks his wife is as attractive as when she was young? And that she can still move him?