Spider #1: Hey, cat, are you ugly for a reason, or were you born that way?!
*SMACK*
Spider #1: Your Momma's so fat....
Spider #2: Give it a rest, Larry.
Bug trespassing IS a capital offense! One buzzed by my ear last night! Luckily, I have squads of spiders in my house taking care of those trespassing bugs.
we like ourspiders, they eat mosquitoes. And so do the bats, we like them too. Why? Arround here the little ones pick you up and take you into the bushes where the big ones can get at you. The bed bugs don’t bother, they come to you OUCH!
moronbis over 13 years ago
So does this mean Garfield agrees?
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
It’s finally Spider Week again.
ben_david over 13 years ago
His momma’s so fat and you’re so flat.
ChocPi over 13 years ago
It’s better than what any spider dumb enough to come in my house gets! Bug trespassing is a capital offense, and I’m judge, jury, and executioner!
pcolli over 13 years ago
If it’s got six legs, I’ll put it back outside - if it’s got eight legs it never bothers anyone again!
paha_siga over 13 years ago
Bug trespassing IS a capital offense! One buzzed by my ear last night! Luckily, I have squads of spiders in my house taking care of those trespassing bugs.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
Poor Larry the Cablespider! Now if someone would do that to Larry the Cableman.
steeler-hater over 13 years ago
You would think that after all these years those spiders would know better than to get mouthy with Garfield like that.
lol!
kpreethy over 13 years ago
I <3 those spiders XD
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rule 1: Don’t play the dozens with the cat holding a newspaper. Rule 2: Run when you see the cat with a newspaper.
dradk over 13 years ago
were the spiders daring each other?
gocomicsmember over 13 years ago
@pcolli: It’s the 8-legged ones that help keep the 6-legged ones in check.
Comic-Nut over 13 years ago
I just love that SMACK graphic. SO classic in a toon.
IdahoSpud over 13 years ago
Why do so many spiders in Garfield’s world have a death wish?
Notgiven over 13 years ago
I don’t care how many legs it has, If it don’t pay the bills and I didn’t adopt it as a pet, it’s gotta go.
bobgoo over 13 years ago
stupid spider
momazilla over 13 years ago
we like ourspiders, they eat mosquitoes. And so do the bats, we like them too. Why? Arround here the little ones pick you up and take you into the bushes where the big ones can get at you. The bed bugs don’t bother, they come to you OUCH!
bobpeters61 over 13 years ago
Smart move walking away from Larry when he’s keeping it up.
SonicWind over 13 years ago
This is for all you WEB-surfing spiders out there: never insult Garfield, or else you’ll suffer the same fate.
DafnaFradkin over 3 years ago
yo momma’s so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed, lardo.