Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2017

Pig, put on a shirt and shoes with those pants and you are destined to be served at a restaurant.

Looks kinda like pajama pants. Maybe his destiny is to go to bed.

Those look like pajama pants, and I really hope we don’t see Pigita wearing the shirt.

Served in a restaurant, as a ham steak.

Most swine do, Pig.

Aw, but it’s so sweet that our dear Pig had his Pants O’ Destiny to believe in.

Sure beats the Fruit of the Looms O’ Doom.

Those pants-o-destiny look a lot more comfortable than than the shish kabob of destiny.

But less tasty.

those pants look less silly than his normal stick legs.

Unable to resist his incessant goatsplaining impulse, Goat has, once again, missed the point: Pig wants to look like a dork, the destiny of all pork.

It is clear that Pig wears the pants in this relationship…

Rats is fat lazy drunk cynical And hating

It’s in the genes – not the pants.

kind of like the cap o’ immortality

What about Destiny’s Child?

I think my fate is never to fulfill my destiny………..

I am destined to keep reading this strip!

xxx

In Pig’s case, maybe it is the pants. —If that’s what Cartoon-Boy wants….

The son of Magipants! https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/09/13

‘All right! You win! I’ll say it! I’ll say it! Destiny, destiny, there’s no other life for me! Destiny, destiny………..