Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 06, 2017

Rosalyn will strap Calvin to a wall at this rate!

No wonder his parents always engage her to babysit him. She knows how to handle him!

How Did Calvin Learn a Second Language???

Technically it should have been “Führerin” but Calvin knows more German at six than I did.

Hey! Where did Hobbes go in panels 3 and 4?

More likely duct tape to the wall ( maybe in front of a dart board )

Calvin certainly looks over-matched in this one!

Bravo to Rosalyn. Conversely, could Calvin charge her with child endangerment?

Evidently, Calvin has been watching reruns of “Hogan’s Heroes.”

How can you expect a monkey not to perform any monkey business?

Strap Hobbes to a chair – that might get more results.

Duct tape and more duct tape. If he’s particularly difficult, don’t back-wrap the first wrap (and thus get all the hairs on the arms stuck to the sticky side).

It’s easy to be snarky when you think nobody’s listening.

Calvin watches too much History Channel. Which sometimes ain’t a bad thing.

Today’s Calvin Creation

https://ibb.co/cBRCwG

Cue a Hitler Parody…

“Mein Fuhrer, Bill Watterson retired 20 years ago. There won’t ever be any new Calvin & Hobbes strips…”

[Cue rant]

Where did Hobbes go in panel 3?

And the heel click is very Prussian.

I’m really sad that Bill W. is gone. I’d have liked to see what Calvin would be as an adult…

I wonder if Bill Watterson watched “Hogan’s Heroes”?

Kids need babysitters, or even better, parents like that to show them who’s boss. Otherwise the kids will think they can do whatever they want.

xxx

Strange. Yesterday he was terrified of Rosalyn; today he’s just being petulant. Doesn’t even look afraid when she grabs his shirt.

is anyone here under twelve?

Rosalyn: Do you know what Hitler did to disobedient kids? Do you want to find out?

Its German, translates to “Yes, my leader”