In all reality , me thinks Double D and her Bestie are going to have a great time tonight , Not. Anyhow cue up Fun ,Fun, Fun, by the Beach Boys , Happy Together by the Turtles and Tonight from West Side Story .
While Dafne Dafonte, yes, she actually has a name, is hugged out by the beastie Carrie Hobson, I ponder the fate of disgraced board member Casper Heenan. Did Wildcat Maris reimburse the school board for Casper’s first class flights and 5 star hotels?
I wonder if the EES is a result of Marlins A.J. Ramos as this Yahoo Sports summary states: Ramos’ 3.62 ERA is a bit higher than some were expecting but he’s still done a solid job for the Marlins, converting 12-of-13 save chances with an eye-popping 12.18 K/9
Nostril Damus predicts: MOP, you’re close; but it’s time to wrap this up over the next two weeks. DD says NO to one of the “guys”. Mr. Macho starts yelling and is about to deliver a Ralph Kramden “to the Moon” shot, when RVA steps in tells him about teenage angst resulting from an accident, DD finally understands why the story needed to be killed and ends up preggers with RVA’s future bread winner. (I threw the last one in there for about 90% of the bloggers.)
P1, You can always go back. They still need someone to write the big story about the spring prom coming in August.
Ms. Rizk was just saving you and the paper from the lawsuits if that had been printed. But just think, now you’re free to put this out there on Facebook where millions of morons will actually believe it and pass if around until it actually becomes news. You go Gossip Girl!
Gary Meola lives! I wonder if Gary and The Obnoxious Shot Putter bring the black kid who seemed to be the third wheel when the boys were hanging out, to take over once the girls refuse to let them close the deal?
chiphilton almost 7 years ago
It’s easy to understand Dafne’s frustration. High school papers are all the time running stories about their athletes’ misdeeds.
chiphilton almost 7 years ago
And somehow she has morphed into Juliet Jones in p2.
bitsy twill almost 7 years ago
I think Daphne got a nose job since June 3. And gained about 20 lbs.
miffedmax almost 7 years ago
Because nobody posts stuff on social media these days.
Mr Reality almost 7 years ago
In all reality , me thinks Double D and her Bestie are going to have a great time tonight , Not. Anyhow cue up Fun ,Fun, Fun, by the Beach Boys , Happy Together by the Turtles and Tonight from West Side Story .
bearwku82 almost 7 years ago
While Dafne Dafonte, yes, she actually has a name, is hugged out by the beastie Carrie Hobson, I ponder the fate of disgraced board member Casper Heenan. Did Wildcat Maris reimburse the school board for Casper’s first class flights and 5 star hotels?
James St. John Smythe almost 7 years ago
I wonder if the EES is a result of Marlins A.J. Ramos as this Yahoo Sports summary states: Ramos’ 3.62 ERA is a bit higher than some were expecting but he’s still done a solid job for the Marlins, converting 12-of-13 save chances with an eye-popping 12.18 K/9
trooper10 almost 7 years ago
Can I reach in there and slap her. He is not an abuser. I despise people who make so much more out of nothing.
Irish53 almost 7 years ago
“Bestie”?…how asinine…
Mopman almost 7 years ago
I hope they don’t run into the girlfriend beater while they’re out having a good time. Nah, what are the odds?
kdizzle almost 7 years ago
I don’t want to split hairs here but wouldn’t they have to be married or at least co-habitating for the incident with Alyssa to be domestic abuse?
hifirick1953 almost 7 years ago
Now I am reduced to writing snarky comments on a Go Comics page
twainreader almost 7 years ago
Nostril Damus predicts: MOP, you’re close; but it’s time to wrap this up over the next two weeks. DD says NO to one of the “guys”. Mr. Macho starts yelling and is about to deliver a Ralph Kramden “to the Moon” shot, when RVA steps in tells him about teenage angst resulting from an accident, DD finally understands why the story needed to be killed and ends up preggers with RVA’s future bread winner. (I threw the last one in there for about 90% of the bloggers.)
Irish53 almost 7 years ago
P1…“who are you again?..”
twainreader almost 7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTd3PrTzSPY
TheBrownStarfish almost 7 years ago
P1, You can always go back. They still need someone to write the big story about the spring prom coming in August.
Ms. Rizk was just saving you and the paper from the lawsuits if that had been printed. But just think, now you’re free to put this out there on Facebook where millions of morons will actually believe it and pass if around until it actually becomes news. You go Gossip Girl!
Gary Meola lives! I wonder if Gary and The Obnoxious Shot Putter bring the black kid who seemed to be the third wheel when the boys were hanging out, to take over once the girls refuse to let them close the deal?
justwinbaby almost 7 years ago
She still doesn’t get it.