Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2017

If Rat was a drug czar, he wouldn’t be the kind fighting illicit or harmful drug use.

Just say “No” to conversations with Rat.

how gullible of you, Goat

Maybe Goat just wanted a nice cup of coffee.

Careful, Rat. Remember what happened to the last Tsar.

There’s always a problem with demanding “yes or no” answers to every question. I’ll show you:

“Where were you on the night of April 14th?”

If Rat ever becomes ANY type of Czar, you can call me Lennon, that should be LENIN!

Rat’s middle name is Pfizer.

No demand, no market.

We’re going to build a wall to keep the drugs out. Why didn’t Nixon think of that?

Once in awhile when I was still teaching I’d begin class by saying “Let’s not do nothing today.”

Just say no to drug wars.

Judith Martin and Nancy Reagan teamed up: “Just say No, thank you.”

They found 80 tons of cocaine in ONE shipment. Imagine how much gets thru!

I’m hooked on phonics: please help!

Goat is not looking well today. Did he not take his medications, or did he accidentally overdose?

Rat is already naturally stoned without the help of drugs….

Real question: in states that “legalize” marijuana, how is use of it while driving treated?

Ah, the double negative. Grammar’s worst enemy.