Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 26, 2017

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    He was feeling sluggish up until then.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Haven’t you heard that speed kills?

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    MontanaLady  almost 7 years ago

    Just call 1-800-SLUG and you can have one of these go-carts for only 19.99. But wait, if you call right now, we’ll donate a year’s worth of slime to your favorite garden.

    (Contented faces included)

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Wouldn’t take much to exhilarate a snail who might go in the range of 0.02 to 0.1 mph depending on species.

    There’s a face on the chair-bound snail.

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    gopher gofer  almost 7 years ago

    he’s really come out of his shell…

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