Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 29, 2017

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 7 years ago

    Scrotal baaaaaa…..fronzoli…..

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 7 years ago

    Lunatic fringe benefit.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 7 years ago

    Probably the least recalled of the Confucian quotes.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Google currently has only one entry for “scrotal groats”.

    http://www.metafilter.com/66834/A-Good-Story-About-Programming

    Oh, and a lot of the Notes developers I knew referred to it as “Scrotal Groats”. For which phrase, quite possibly, this mefi page will now be the sole result on Google.

    posted by Luddite at 11:56 AM on November 24, 2007

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Take to the cloud. As Gandalf so eloquently put it while facing the Balrog upon the stone bridge in the mines of Moria, without a trace of sesquipedalianism, “Fly, you fools. Fly!”

    What happens next is amazing! Click here to see more!

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    The Old Wolf  almost 7 years ago

    Nice assonance and alliteration.

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 7 years ago

    I’m at a lose for words! (HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!) … oops… sorry.

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 7 years ago

    FYI… I do not like my ground grain to be larger than grits.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Leave no tern unstoned, auk!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    When in danger, or in doubt,

    run in circles, scream and shout.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    If Dick Groat and Steve Stone were dead they’d be rolling in their graves.

    P.S. Even if Dick Groat and Steve Stone aren’t dead, dead, dead, Charles Nelson Reilly is.

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    Paper or plastic sack for your groceries, sir? Serving the public is quite delightful; try it sometime, you’ll have a ball..

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 7 years ago

    |V takes three fingers to signal four. Are you lost? That’s a four finger shot, what do take me for?

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    A pattern process template is quite useful those under continuous critical observation..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I have constructed a flow chart to illustrate exactly where everything went wrong.

    It turns out to have been at the original branching nexus.

    Is this actual reality? Y / N

    Apparently, if you select yes, the outcome is pretty much always the same.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    The almost-lost fine art of drystone masonry is not altogether incompatible with groats (scrotal or otherwise), but it all leaves one with a mighty dry throat.

    My pal Johnny Walker can come to the rescue. Plebeians may prefer a cold beer, accompanied by some spicy roast tern….

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