FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 26, 2017

it’s like she has a rash or something

Why does she even need that?

We don’t. Furthermore, there’s a shortage of a key ingredient, so we are likely to be unable to get some more for several weeks.

Vanity thy name is, Page.

Well, I’ve de-upside-downed!

And thus began Paige’s crime-fighting career as: She-Rorschach!

A myth that getting a tan is healthy. What it really is is your body trying desperate to protect itself from irradiation from the Sun, that giant solar furnace in our skies. Think of it as the last ditch attempt to warn you.

Rarely has the sight of a scantily clad teen girl done less for me.

I prefer my women pasty white.

“Oh sure Honey, Jason has it, go ask him.”

Pasty white isn’t the problem: being built like a 2×4 board is the problem.

I remember that junk in the 70s. All it did was turn you orange.

Orange might be a nice color for a girl. If she wants to stand out that is…

In the last panel, who is talking?