Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2017

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    TwoStepsBack  almost 7 years ago

    What’s life without a rat!!

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Don’t tell Rat about the party you plan to have at the funeral.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 7 years ago

    How very inconsiderate of them! The best thing to do, Rat, is not die. Then they will have to live with you forever, or die and leave you alive. Either way would work.

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    cdgar  almost 7 years ago

    Yes Rat, life goes on, even if you don’t.

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    blunebottle  almost 7 years ago

    Life expectancies:

    Goats: 15-18 years

    Pigs: 8-10 years

    Rats: 2 years

    Sorry, Rat. You lose.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Rat always has been a legend in his own mind…rather like Cartoon-boy himself!

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    juicebruce  almost 7 years ago

    Well Rat at least you will get to shine if only for a moment !

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    Brian Fink  almost 7 years ago

    I understand Rat completely, who would want to live once Rat is gone?

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    There is so much you have yet to learn, Rat (especially about other people—yes other persons)! Obviously, it is too soon to die. And who has a Viking ship to spare, anyway?

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    chris_weaver  almost 7 years ago

    Without Rat, what’s the point of living?

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    Don’t worry Rat, that hot shieldmaiden Val Halla, will be there.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    When Rat dies he wants to everybody with him

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    aimlesscruzr  almost 7 years ago

    Forget the Viking funeral rat, everyone is going to throw you a New Orleans funeral.

    Par-tay!!!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Instead of a Viking Funeral, everyone will be dancing on Rat’s grave.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    A proper Irish wake, with a wee dram or two…

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    pugmahone12  almost 7 years ago

    crocs please

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    garcoa  almost 7 years ago

    I’ll go to Pig’s Viking funeral – pig roast!

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    BiathlonNut  almost 7 years ago

    I had planned to spit on Rat’s grave, but realized that after getting out of the Marine Corps I would never stand in line again.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    How about a mobster funeral, Rat? Your friends could take a contract out on you, and no one would ever find the body.

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    Spider-UK  almost 7 years ago

    At his funeral they will play “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Sorry, Rat. You’re going alone.

    xxx

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    How selfish can these guys be ? Of course you want to perish in flames with Rat at his Viking Funeral

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 7 years ago

    Usually rats leave a sinking ship.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 6 years ago

    Rat’s funeral music will be “celebrate” by kook and the gang

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    LilPeruna  about 3 years ago

    In this strip Rat reminds me of what someone once said about Theodore Roosevelt: ‘He wanted to be the corpse at every funeral and the bride at every wedding’.

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    elementium11  over 1 year ago

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