Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 06, 2017

Me, for one.

And they dont.

They say the same thing about peanut butter and tuna…and they’re right.

People used to say the Earth was flat, too, and we all know how that turned out.

Hoo, boy! We’re in for a big discussion! Took up a couple of day’s worth of comments over at PBS when Pig & Pigita broke up over this issue!

I never mix meat & dessert.

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!

What does it matter to me what you do in private?

Pineapple + jalapeno actually does work on a pizza. The jalapeno is not optional, though.

After the debate over whether toilet paper goes over the top or comes out from the bottom, this is the main cause of divorce – infidelity and politics comes next.

hawaiian pizza … sounded outrageous 35 years ago, but is now the norm and delicious

The best is a supreme with jalapeno and pineapple!

But only if we make this a 3 way with Canadian bacon as well

It’s time to roll around on the dough.

My late wife was hardcore Italian, and refused the idea of pineapple pizza.Then one day at CiCi’s Pizza she couldn’t fight off the lure of pizza with mac and cheese on top. From then on, any kind of pizza was possible!

They’re like apples and oranges.

I don’t know of any pizza places that don’t have pineapple on their list of optional ingredients and wouldn’t buy from any that don’t. For me the best pizza is a blend of spicy (hot pepperoni), salty (feta cheese) and sweet (guess).

Till I read the comments, I couldn’t tell it was a pizza. Not enough toppings, Mark

You know someone had to make the joke sooner or later…

I’ve had a “Hawaiian” pizza, and it was delicious. I like anchovies too. But hold the liver.

If you don’t think pineapple belongs on a pizza, try marshmallow peeps®

It’s amazing to me how divisive pineapple on pizza is for people. I personally love a pizza with pineapple and Canadian bacon on it but hey, if you don’t, it’s all good. It’s just pizza after all.

I like pineapple on pizza, but then again, I’m a little weird, so what do I know?

Bring on the Hawaiian pizza. One of my favorites.

Mmm pineapple, shrimp and cheese.

I know much of this discussion is in good fun, but consider this: The assumption that disliking a trivial thing requires you to hate and work to exterminate is essentially the same formula that leads to prejudice, bigotry, and even genocide.

It would be OK for them if there were palm trees around.