Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2017

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    somebodyshort  about 7 years ago

    The guy with the small hands keeps losing

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    The last words he ever heard: Restrain this!

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    Dtroutma  about 7 years ago

    The litigator is going to need a ligature or two to stop the bleeding.

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    Varnes  about 7 years ago

    Is he a chump or just chum…? Could be both I guess….

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    Superfrog  about 7 years ago

    I;m sorry but that should have been lodged at our head office in Tortuga.

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    Can't Sleep  about 7 years ago

    Pirates of the Caribbean #6 – Legend of the Lost Litigator!

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago

    ERRR AH FIRE!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    What ensued could be considered as either “discovery” or “trial by fire”.

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    derdave969  about 7 years ago

    And interestingly enough even the libs here realize the restraining order does nothing but waste precious trees.

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    elsnerc  about 7 years ago

    … and this went into pirate folklore and was known henceforth as “walking the plank”

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    The force of the law is with the guy on the right.

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    Seems about right.

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    edward thomas Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Too early to laugh so damn hard!

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Cartoon didn’t show the “No Guns” sign on the side of the ship. Works for 7-11’s.

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    Oh, OK. Say would you like to play a game of Pirate Tennis? I’ll serve the first volley.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 7 years ago

    The perfect demonstration of the value of a restraining order. When it all gets boiled down, it’s merely a piece of paper. It won’t stop a person with bad intentions.

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    sandpiper  about 7 years ago

    Once the smoke clears, the only reminder of the right hand ship will be that restraining order. Usually that’s all that remains of the person who files one.

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    Vet Premium Member about 7 years ago

    See that happen. Woman had protection order. Flashed it in her ex’s face. He shot her right through it.

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    ladykat  about 7 years ago

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!

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    zeexenon  about 7 years ago

    Pretty much says everything about the effective value of Restraining Orders. The lawyers, judges and police just laugh and laugh.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    “The Crimson Permanent Insurance” sketch revisited…

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    Linguist  about 7 years ago

    The ole Capt. thanks you for a great belly laugh this morning, Wiley,,,and wishes everyone a

    HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !

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    somebodyshort  about 7 years ago

    Proof that a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

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    Mayor Snorkum  about 7 years ago

    Not sure why the civilian ship has a pirate ship plank and the pirate ship has no plank, but three tiers of gunports like a navy ship. . .

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    dflak  about 7 years ago

    Surrender ye scurvy seadogs or we’ll volley lawyer after lawyer at ye. – IRS vs. the average citizen.

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    Ladylagomorph  about 7 years ago

    Is it talk like a pirate day?

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago

    I salute your restraining order! FIRE!

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    ChessPirate  about 7 years ago

    “So sue me!” BOOM!

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    redwinger_6  about 7 years ago

    Isn’t that how gun control is supposed to work?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Tombstone, Arizona was a gun-free zone.

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    Yakety Sax  about 7 years ago

    Fathers, teach your daughters how to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper!!

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    reynard61  about 7 years ago

    Good luck with that!

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