The perfect demonstration of the value of a restraining order. When it all gets boiled down, it’s merely a piece of paper. It won’t stop a person with bad intentions.
Once the smoke clears, the only reminder of the right hand ship will be that restraining order. Usually that’s all that remains of the person who files one.
somebodyshort about 7 years ago
The guy with the small hands keeps losing
Bilan about 7 years ago
The last words he ever heard: Restrain this!
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
The litigator is going to need a ligature or two to stop the bleeding.
Varnes about 7 years ago
Is he a chump or just chum…? Could be both I guess….
Superfrog about 7 years ago
I;m sorry but that should have been lodged at our head office in Tortuga.
Can't Sleep about 7 years ago
Pirates of the Caribbean #6 – Legend of the Lost Litigator!
WoodEye about 7 years ago
ERRR AH FIRE!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago
What ensued could be considered as either “discovery” or “trial by fire”.
derdave969 about 7 years ago
And interestingly enough even the libs here realize the restraining order does nothing but waste precious trees.
elsnerc about 7 years ago
… and this went into pirate folklore and was known henceforth as “walking the plank”
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
The force of the law is with the guy on the right.
TossedSaladCartoon about 7 years ago
Seems about right.
edward thomas Premium Member about 7 years ago
Too early to laugh so damn hard!
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 7 years ago
Cartoon didn’t show the “No Guns” sign on the side of the ship. Works for 7-11’s.
nosirrom about 7 years ago
Oh, OK. Say would you like to play a game of Pirate Tennis? I’ll serve the first volley.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 7 years ago
The perfect demonstration of the value of a restraining order. When it all gets boiled down, it’s merely a piece of paper. It won’t stop a person with bad intentions.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Once the smoke clears, the only reminder of the right hand ship will be that restraining order. Usually that’s all that remains of the person who files one.
Vet Premium Member about 7 years ago
See that happen. Woman had protection order. Flashed it in her ex’s face. He shot her right through it.
ladykat about 7 years ago
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!
zeexenon about 7 years ago
Pretty much says everything about the effective value of Restraining Orders. The lawyers, judges and police just laugh and laugh.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
“The Crimson Permanent Insurance” sketch revisited…
Linguist about 7 years ago
The ole Capt. thanks you for a great belly laugh this morning, Wiley,,,and wishes everyone a
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !
somebodyshort about 7 years ago
Proof that a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
Mayor Snorkum about 7 years ago
Not sure why the civilian ship has a pirate ship plank and the pirate ship has no plank, but three tiers of gunports like a navy ship. . .
dflak about 7 years ago
Surrender ye scurvy seadogs or we’ll volley lawyer after lawyer at ye. – IRS vs. the average citizen.
Ladylagomorph about 7 years ago
Is it talk like a pirate day?
WoodEye about 7 years ago
I salute your restraining order! FIRE!
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
“So sue me!” BOOM!
redwinger_6 about 7 years ago
Isn’t that how gun control is supposed to work?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 7 years ago
Tombstone, Arizona was a gun-free zone.
Yakety Sax about 7 years ago
Fathers, teach your daughters how to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper!!
reynard61 about 7 years ago
Good luck with that!