Monty by Jim Meddick for March 24, 2017

Technically, I believe you’re not amortizing them, you’re deducting them from your taxable income as a business loss. It’s perfectly legal in the real world, but there’s a much simpler definition of “assets” in Monopoly.

Wait. I think there should be a Russian banker in this story.

And since he controls the bank, he should give himself another raise.

A very wise move, sir. And in an unrelated note, the U.S. Congress has voted to allow the amortization rule, you are using in the game, to be doubled! Which means the Government owes you a refund!

Mr. Meddick needs to consult with his proofreaders. “Atlantic” Avenue is misspelled!

didnt Trump swindle his tax’s like this?

He is losing HORRIBLY at this game. Think about it, how much real world money has he spent in order to get out of spending fake game money? This would be like if I jumped in the path of an actual bullet to avoid getting shot in a game of paintball.

Young Master’s scheme may be technically legal. Jarvis needs needs to start playing a more aggressive game.

But of course he won’t.

Livin’ in the Real World. The little guy (even when physically much larger) always loses….