Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 27, 2017
February 26, 2017
February 28, 2017
Transcript:
Phoebe: Mom signed me up for swimming lessons. Marigold: You know how to swim. Phoebe: She wants me to swim BETTER. Marigold: I wonder if they will teach the unicorn stroke. Phoebe: I've seen you swim. You basically dog paddle. Marigold: A common misconception. Dogs UNICORN paddle.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 7 years ago
Let’s hope she isn’t forced to learn the dead man’s float like Calvin did.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
whichever, dogs and unicorns BOTH paddle to swim
codycab about 7 years ago
What else is there to learn? You just float in the water and enjoy it. Class dismissed!
Another Unicorn about 7 years ago
comme ci, comme ca. AU -
Averagemoe about 7 years ago
So I assume the unicorn stroke is falsely attributed to frogs?
Neo Stryder about 7 years ago
Wow Marigold, you’re yellow.
scyphi26 about 7 years ago
Important distinction there.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Swimming with just hooves of any sort cloven or otherwise would be hard for her.
jerrica.benton333 over 2 years ago
at the jem boof swimming school?
jerrica.benton333 about 1 month ago
teach your kids the Boof method. Jem Boof, school of swimming