Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2017

Shouldn’t the guy have hairy feet? Maybe the ears not quite so pointed?

Quick Bilbo, put on the ring!

I got them in Hobbiton.

Oye I’m surprised the fink isn’t asking the Leprechaun for his pot o’ Gold?

“Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?”

Lederhosen arrive in the kingdom of Id. The king’s first long pants

Clothes thieves should always steal clothes that match.

Old Navy?

Don’t tell him! The tailor will regret it.

Nasty hobbitses….

Just because he’s a hobbit you think he’s a thief? Gandalf used Bilbo to teach elves, dwarves & men the weakness of such profiling.

Who says it is a hobbit. It could be a kendar.

I’ve been wondering — if he’s the king, why does he wear what looks like the crown of a prince?

From Ziggy!

What?