In our town the local Pharmacy is also a funeral parlor and furniture store. Poison them, bury them and then sell all their belongings. Pretty good racket if you ask me.
I’ve heard that there are now some superstores that include not only a pharmacy, but a doctor’s office. I can’t be sure, though, since I don’t patronize those places.
oldpine52 about 7 years ago
Undertaking in the back.
whiteheron about 7 years ago
Clean up, aisle 2,000, 033.
Cerabooge about 7 years ago
Reminds me of a Stephen Colbert (?) bit about mergers; Bed, Bank of America, and Beyond.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 7 years ago
Two of the finest surgeons – Hertz and Klutz.
dflak about 7 years ago
Lobotomies 3 for a dollar.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 7 years ago
In our town the local Pharmacy is also a funeral parlor and furniture store. Poison them, bury them and then sell all their belongings. Pretty good racket if you ask me.
gammaguy about 7 years ago
I’ve heard that there are now some superstores that include not only a pharmacy, but a doctor’s office. I can’t be sure, though, since I don’t patronize those places.