The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 22, 2017

That’s not getting old, that’s going senile.

Elevators no longer play music where I live…

Well the orchestral versions of early Stones dont sound bad :P

Wouldn’t that be “Muzak”?

You know you’re getting old when the rock songs you use to listen to are playing in the muzak in the grocery store.

I would love it if elevators would play “Someday We’ll Go All The Way” by Eddie Vedder.

Once I rode up ten more floors on an elevator just to listen to Orinoco Flow by Enya:)