Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 22, 2017

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    oldpine52  about 7 years ago

    Well, Doc, you’ll never get him to open up.

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    Superfrog  about 7 years ago

    Keep an open mind and a can do attitude.

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    Farside99  about 7 years ago

    Maybe this one needs a church key.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’ll just keep his feelings bottled up, because he can.

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    blunebottle  about 7 years ago

    He needs a punch, of course.

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    orinoco womble  about 7 years ago

    If that’s a modern tin, get him to pull his ring off and you’ll open him up, no trouble.

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    W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛  about 7 years ago

    The doc is thinking, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”

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    just-ducky  about 7 years ago

    Maybe if you put your heads together…

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    Look, Doc, you’re the wrong tool for the job. Try next door, where they’re sick with bottleism.

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    The preceding was a canned reply.

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    This is just the situation when a P-38 is called for.

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    posse1 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    before trying too hard, make sure there’s not worms in there.

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    Lantern Premium Member about 7 years ago

    @whiteheron, at first I thought you meant the plane!

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    zeexenon  about 7 years ago

    We’ll have all your dents out shortly, meanwhile I have to go to the can.

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    euvnrutas  about 7 years ago

    Doc is going to need more leverage on this lid.

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