Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2017

Pig, you’re not that fat (for a pig).

Wait ’til they get to eggs and milk. “Whatever we announced most recently is probably wrong.”

On a pack of cigarettes: “Are you trying to die a slow, painful death? Is that it?”

I’m amazed buns have labels on them. Better peel it off before you eat it or you might choke.

That label is so wrong, on so many levels! And Pig just plays into the stereotype!

Shameful! Shameful, I say, Cartoon-Boy!

This flies in the face of conventional thinking,which says cinnamon buns end up on the hips.

I would have to encourage pig not to go to any convention. The menu would quite probably upset him.

Wonder what a Croc Convention would be like ?

We’re all gonna die! We’re all gonna die!!!

The apostrophe goes between the Y and S.

My local TV news station hosted a fitness convention with a bunch of booths hawking Fitbits, gyms, protein shakes, and heart-healthy diets… set up in the food court of the local mall. Right next to the entrance to the show was the Cinnabon place. Nice planning there.

Aren’t cinnamon buns healthy?? They keep telling us how healthy cinnamon is for you. That’s the part I hear anyways.

Maybe people would pay attention to labels if they all used those visuals.

Apparently, over 30 countries post actual pictures of lung and mouth cancer on cigarette packs.

On cigarette packets in the UK. There is a picture of damaged lungs after a lot of years of smoking.

I didn’t have to see the damaged lungs to decide that I don’t want to smoke.

xxx