Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 21, 2017

Not a single Tweet was given that day

I’ve tried to quit cold turkey, but it tastes so good with mustard.

Holy phlurking shnit, Opus!

gotta follow the tweet from the orange twit.

Its for your own good.

I think that might be a good logical consequence in real life.

I here Opus say those lines in the voice of Guy from Galaxy Quest.

We had too many cars running over bicyclists last year for this to be funny. Two dead and one still in the hospital with lifetime injuries. One driver had already killed someone by running a stop sign.

If this were only true.

Was it the drivers looking at their phones, or the bicyclists? It happens both ways.

You’re phlurked, Opert. Fottaly Phlurked.

Smashing job, Judge! We need more judges like him!

Well, a Tweet from Trump would have destroyed it anyway…

Sigh This strip is a pale imitation of what it once was.