Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 01, 1978

Transcript:

Lacey: Dick, do you have anyone you want added to the list? Dick: Yes, I do. Lacey: Like who, dearest? Dick: Like someone I know! Lacey: ... and I think we'll put Pat next to Sally... Dick: Pat? Pat Moynihan? You invited him? Lacey: Well, yes, of course, Dick! He's a dear friend! Any reason I shouldn't have? Dick: I take it you didn't hear about his stunt with that White House aide, Constanza? Lacey: Midge? No, what happened? Dick: Last fall at a fundraising dinner, he reached over, put his hand down the front of her gown, and shouted to the room, "What we need is more cleavage here, and less cleavage in the Party!" Lacey: Dick! That can't be true! Patrick's a United States Senator! Dick: Which is why there was a photographer present. Lacey: Oh, dear, dear.... well, now, that just spoils my whole seating arrangement! Dick: Well to be on the safe side, I'd put him with the extra man.