Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 21, 2017

Hey! That was my lunch that you uprooted!

[…Insert GIF of bunny eating leaf here…]

Evelyn, you know that I’m allergic to these flowers! Why do you keep insisting on tormenting me with them? It isn’t about that dream you had 2 weeks ago with me in it and cheating on you with another woman, is it?

Leon, is this displacement behavior? Showing what you would like to do to Evelyn? Bad, bad Leon! And with no checks or dots, this is clearly not a well adjusted household.

All problems have a root cause.

Now someone has to clean the carpet, again!

Once more misinterpreting a news story,

and mistakenly worried about Evelyn,

Leon felt the duty to do a pot intervention.

Hi Mud!

“It’s lining up a put, Leon, not pot…”

Perhaps the cross-handed grip would have been steadier.

“Fore!!!”Leon is imagining……..at this par five he sits with an eagle in his sight. One putt and he wins the Masters…….he strokes…….it’s in the hole, it’s in the hole!!!!!

Would somebody please post a link to Cleo & Co.? – Thanks.

Evelyn has gotten to the root of the problem I see.

He’s in the weeds.