Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 19, 2017

I resemble that remark. story of my life.

OK, bye.

All he could do was sing “Will we go round in circles, will we fly high like birds up in the sky?”

It’s hip to be square.

“I’m just a square in the social circle!”—Betty Hutton

I used my silver spoon at birthFor throwing meatballs at my nurseI always chose to thumb my noseAt smarty clothes and party prose.

I’ve ditched the rich and sable setTo join the kitchen table set.

I used the wrong fork at the Stork in New York.My manners ain’t fit for a goopI’m just a square in the social circleWho put that fly in my soup.