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Pig: I broke up with Pigita. We finally hit upon an issue in our relationship that we just couldn't get past.
Goat: Oh my God. What was it?
Pig: She likes pineapple on her pizza.
Goat: Hawaiian style. The worst.
Pig: We've agreed to never speak again.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
I have a new found respect for Pig.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
I never thought I’d be on Pigita’s side before…
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Congratulations, Pig! Now you and Sweet Fanny are free to enjoy pineapple-free pizza together!
LuvThemPluggers over 7 years ago
Wait, pig is against pineapple on pizza? What about ham???
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
Anchovy & onion pizza – people will get out of your way!
macky87 over 7 years ago
I’d be good with taking off the ham and adding more Pineapple. I love it.
jackhs over 7 years ago
I love good sweet pineapple cut fresh. But cooked, no way. Not on my pizza. I MUCH prefer pizza with ham, pepperoni, olives, and tomato
Bilan over 7 years ago
To pineapple or not to pineapple is not the question, but whether it is nobler to never eat Dominos.
blunebottle over 7 years ago
I’m with you, Pig! Pineapple on pizza? Nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever……
juicebruce over 7 years ago
So Pigita is a “Pineapple Princess”……….Time to find another date Pig……..Good luck !
Partyalldatyme over 7 years ago
Try chicken and pineapple!
Kaputnik over 7 years ago
Pepperoni is the one thing I have to have on pizza, and anchovy makes a good addition. If someone else has bought a pineapple pizza, I’m willing to try a slice, or part of a slice, out of sheer curiosity. But I don’t know that sort of person, and I’m certainly not going to buy one myself.
cdgar over 7 years ago
Are you listening Round Table Pizza?
duplin over 7 years ago
My ex craved pineapple on pizza when she was pregnant with our first child. I tried it once….and only once. Good for Pig.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
They agree to never speak again? Does that mean they will only use hand signals?
cmo2495 Premium Member over 7 years ago
It took me awhile to try pineapple on pizza, but now I love it. Even my son, who is a notoriously picky eater, will eat a Hawaiian pizza.
PrairieDog37 over 7 years ago
Real Hawaiian pizza would have Spam on it.
VictorJulison over 7 years ago
The problem isn’t pineapple on pizza, but the combination of pineapple and a tomato based sauce. Hence why I prefer pineapple on a cream cheese based pizza.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Anchovies, YES! Pineapple, NO!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago
I gotta agree with Pig on this one
toahero over 7 years ago
That’s my favorite type! It’s never too greasy or too salty like peperoni or sausage can be
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve threatened divorce over that very thing. Hubby’s been ordering pineapple pizza more often after the threat. I think he’s hinting me.
sbischof over 7 years ago
I used to like pineapple and black olives. I’ve known loads who liked pineapple but not with ham. Bit of a jump!
But I totally get why people would dislike pineapple on pizza!
Fictional_Writer over 7 years ago
Mmm…pineapple on pizza…drool-drool-drool
library_dean over 7 years ago
Pineapple and Canadian bacon…my favorite!
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
OK, while agree about pineapple on pizza, I do think everyone should be allowed to have what they want on their pizza. No one said YOU had to eat the pineapple pizza, pig. Let her get a small pizza with what she wants and you get one with what you want. Or go half and half.
Arionis over 7 years ago
My wife likes pineapple on her pizza. We’ve agreed to stay on each of our side of the pie. A rogue piece of pineapple will sometimes stray on to my side and if I don’t see it, I definitely discover it when I eat it. Yuck!
billswingle over 7 years ago
Mr. Pastis you’ve out done yourself! Excellent!
Solaricious Premium Member over 7 years ago
Pastis has found the fundamental issue that divides this country to the core – there will always be an ‘us’ and a ‘them’ on this topic with no compromise.
Stephan, you’re a genius! Let’s meet at Mambo’s and discuss what can be done about ‘them’
Hookoa over 7 years ago
I lived in Hawaii, in mix race neighborhood for 40 years. WHO in the danged world decided that a pizza with pineapple and CANADIAN bacon was “Hawaiian”?? Put pineapple on anything and suddenly that “anything” becomes “Hawaiian”.Iʻll stick with kalua pig, poi and coconut. Pineapples were brought to Hawaii as a cash crop by greedy white guys. Nothing to do with Hawaii. NOW the pineapple you buy in the store is probably grown in Belize! Belize, BTW, is now growing Hawaiian bred Sunrise and Sunset Solo Papaya and labeling them as Hawaiian Papaya, with a tiny little sticker that identifies it as “Grown in Belize”. Suup wid dat??? Aloha a hui hou!
hmofo813 Premium Member over 7 years ago
For once, my buddy Pig has a handle on the relationship. I’ve had breakups over much more trivial issues than this. Pineapple on pizza is so horrible and wrong that I’m surprised there’s not a Geneva convention prohibiting it.
KEA over 7 years ago
geez – i think we have another national divide here.
jbruins84341 over 7 years ago
If you can have a Hawaiian pizza, how about an Italian luau?
Number Three over 7 years ago
Relationships. So much drama.
If I wanted drama, I’d attend a Drama School.
xxx
gatocatcat over 7 years ago
The problem is easily solved by putting jalapenos on the pizza along with the pineapple. Voila! Nectar of the gods.
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’m with Pig here. Well, it’s not that I don’t like the idea of pineapples on a pizza, I just don’t like pineapples.
Maizing over 7 years ago
I am “NFOP” (No Fruit On Pizza) myself.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Hurray for Pig!
Hurray! Hurrah! The Wicked Witch is dead!
I don’t like pineapple on pizza (talk about desecrating something sacred!) and I don’t like Pigita even more!
Bring back Sweet Fanny!
knight1192a over 7 years ago
Goat, shove it.
Kristiaan over 7 years ago
I’m in the ‘Never pineapple’ camp.
Omniman over 7 years ago
Pineapple is good with ham, on pizza or not. It’s best uncooked, though.
rgcviper over 7 years ago
Hawaiian pizza is probably my favorite. My local pizza place, which is pretty darn tasty, makes a tasty one, too.
Seeker149 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Of all the things that people bewilderingly make into personal issues, one of the hardest to understand is food hate. If I don’t like something but someone else IS going to eat it, doesn’t that leave more of what I like for myself?
froggie818 over 5 years ago
What I don’t understand is this. Isn’t true Hawaiian style pineapple and Spam? Pineapple is HARDLY the worst ingredient between those two…..
TURTLEDUDE over 3 years ago
It feels like Rat fits way better than Goat here
*real* Guard Duck over 2 years ago
but… but I like pineapple on pizza.
WendesdayGirl over 1 year ago
what? i like hawian