Its perfectly clear to anyone who lives here that Britain is still under the influence of the Norse Gods, especially Freyr and Thor who send the rain. Empirical observation suggests they are partial to offerings of burnt animal flesh, as attempts to BBQ will usually lead to precipitation; they also respond to the more delicate scent of scones and home-made cake typically emanating from summer fetes.
Best party I ever went to was an outdoor wedding reception. As soon as the bride and groom said “I do” the heavens opened up and we all retreated under the canopy. I guess it’s hard to be snooty when you’re soaked to the skin. Of course, all that booze helped a lot …
How did we go so quickly from the family being on holiday to them being back home and attending a church fete? We never got to see Fred say goodbye to his new friend!
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
They seem afraid to get their fete wet.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Lucky! I wish I had some rain instead of this blasted hot weather.
BigChiefDesoto over 13 years ago
Maybe Allah doesn’t like that church.
“Man is the only animal with THE TRUE religion… several of them.” – Mark Twain
dugharry over 13 years ago
Amen
GrimmaTheNome over 13 years ago
wrong mythology, BigChief.
Its perfectly clear to anyone who lives here that Britain is still under the influence of the Norse Gods, especially Freyr and Thor who send the rain. Empirical observation suggests they are partial to offerings of burnt animal flesh, as attempts to BBQ will usually lead to precipitation; they also respond to the more delicate scent of scones and home-made cake typically emanating from summer fetes.
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
Good day for baptism.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
How come the neighbor only washes his car on Saturdays?
Takiniteasy over 13 years ago
Best party I ever went to was an outdoor wedding reception. As soon as the bride and groom said “I do” the heavens opened up and we all retreated under the canopy. I guess it’s hard to be snooty when you’re soaked to the skin. Of course, all that booze helped a lot …
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
Fred and his family are a lot more colorful then the rest of the rabble
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
It’s your own fault for doing the. “Rain, Rain, Go Away…” chant two weeks ago.
Gypsy214 over 13 years ago
How did we go so quickly from the family being on holiday to them being back home and attending a church fete? We never got to see Fred say goodbye to his new friend!
persil over 13 years ago
You average U K holiday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrprongs over 13 years ago
It’s worse at Disney World. The dry ice outranks paying customers.