Garfield by Jim Davis for December 10, 2016

nightmares for the cattle too I bet

The mistletoe? Not really as romantic as it turns out. Glad I don’t have one.

Mistletoe is poisonous, y’know.

Just saying. Y’know.

Y’know?

He’s just teasing Garfield. Kissing cows is just a load of bull.

Gee, Thanks for the Nightmare Fuel there Jon.

The next thing you know, UFO’s will come to abduct the cows.

The cows might welcome the chance to get away.

Yuck Jon Yuck!, Don’t tell that to the vet.

Hey says Youwhat should we not be thinkin’ of those POOR Cows? Do ye think that may qualify as cruelty ta animals? A.S.P.C.A. (Aye Sure Punish Culpable Attacker)

Yup, back in the day’s when i was young I hung out at the bars to get laided, I kissed a lot of cows also, usually around closing time :)

go to wikipedia and look up Mistletoe. You absolutely will no longer find it romantic!!!

“Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright….”

Good job with the MetLife ad off to the side. Thanks finally.

Ewww!

xxx

everyone knows that mistletoe should be served with a side of toe jam.

Make certain to tell in great detail your girlfriend all about this!!

Hey! Don’t knock it till you try it!

Were the cows going out of the barn or coming in when they were kissed.

Makes “Krampus” look like “Toy Story”.

That’s just disturbing to know

toooooooooooooooooo easy.