Jon: I remember every Christmas, Dad would hang a sprig of mistletoe over the barn door. Yep... I sure kissed a lot of cows.
Garfield: Oh, yes...nightmares tonight.
Hey says Youwhat should we not be thinkin’ of those POOR Cows? Do ye think that may qualify as cruelty ta animals? A.S.P.C.A. (Aye Sure Punish Culpable Attacker)
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
nightmares for the cattle too I bet
codycab over 7 years ago
The mistletoe? Not really as romantic as it turns out. Glad I don’t have one.
Melkior over 7 years ago
Mistletoe is poisonous, y’know.
Just saying. Y’know.
Y’know?
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
He’s just teasing Garfield. Kissing cows is just a load of bull.
ElioHyena over 7 years ago
Gee, Thanks for the Nightmare Fuel there Jon.
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
The next thing you know, UFO’s will come to abduct the cows.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
The cows might welcome the chance to get away.
You what!!! over 7 years ago
Yuck Jon Yuck!, Don’t tell that to the vet.
William Pursell over 7 years ago
Hey says Youwhat should we not be thinkin’ of those POOR Cows? Do ye think that may qualify as cruelty ta animals? A.S.P.C.A. (Aye Sure Punish Culpable Attacker)
russ5419 over 7 years ago
Yup, back in the day’s when i was young I hung out at the bars to get laided, I kissed a lot of cows also, usually around closing time :)
Hookoa over 7 years ago
go to wikipedia and look up Mistletoe. You absolutely will no longer find it romantic!!!
ted.hering over 7 years ago
“Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright….”
wjbillthompson over 7 years ago
Good job with the MetLife ad off to the side. Thanks finally.
Number Three over 7 years ago
Ewww!
xxx
route66paul over 7 years ago
everyone knows that mistletoe should be served with a side of toe jam.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
Make certain to tell in great detail your girlfriend all about this!!
JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hey! Don’t knock it till you try it!
V45mikky over 7 years ago
Were the cows going out of the barn or coming in when they were kissed.
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
Makes “Krampus” look like “Toy Story”.
Lunathanael over 7 years ago
That’s just disturbing to know
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master over 4 years ago
toooooooooooooooooo easy.